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Track: OnoD and HiroC play with Google translate
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theninjamouse:

Actually dying here image These two are too cute! 

Translation starts around 1:40. In the beginning HiroC is basically telling OnoD about google translate and how it works so they decide to try out their English pronunciation *Note: translation not by me*

  • Ono: Okay here we go…from English to Japanese…
  • *bleep*
  • Ono: I play tennis!
  • *beep beep*
  • Ono: The “I play tennis,” that I just said. Apparently it translates to, “Want to hang out.”
  • Both: AHAHAHAHA
  • Kamiya: Eh? Wait, hold on. How does that happen?
  • Ono: ”Want to hang out,” So this is what my English sounds like! So to English speakers, if I say, “I am in the New Prince of Tennis. I play tennis!” people will think that I want to hang out.
  • Kamiya: Wait, okay. I am going to try.
  • *bleep*
  • Kamiya: I play tennis!
  • Kamiya: See that was perfect, that was perfect!
  • Ono: Yeah you said it right!
  • Kamiya: Right?
  • *bleep*
  • Ono: Hoi.
  • Kamiya: Here it is…”I am Brittaninyu.”
  • Both: HAHAHAHA
  • Kamiya: I don’t understand at all.
  • Ono: I don’t blame you. “I play tennis?”
  • Kamiya: ”I play tennis.” Maybe we should pronounce it bit more natural.
  • Ono: Ah.
  • Kamiya: Since it doesn’t seem to understand Japanese pronunciation of English. So, that one way of pronunciation English.
  • Ono: That one way, got it.
  • *bleep*
  • Ono: Aiflayfennis
  • *beep beep*
  • Kamiya: (sarcastically) I think that was good. Probably!
  • Ono: This is amazing! Something lyrics-worthy came out!
  • Kamiya: Eh?
  • Ono: ”Our map that we share.”
  • Both: AHAHAHAHA
  • Kamiya: What? Okay, wait let me see?
  • *bleep*
  • Kamiya: I play tennis! Okay that was perfect! It was like those machines that speaks English for you to learn the language when you’re in a class!
  • *beep beep*
  • Kamiya: ”I put.”
  • Ono: Ahahaha!
  • Kamiya: Whaaat?
  • *bleep*
  • Ono: Wai plai tennes
  • *beep beep*
  • Ono: This is it!
  • Kamiya: I think we went there. It should translate it!
  • Ono: ”What kind of size?”
  • Both: AHAHAHAHAHA
  • Kamiya: I want to try out more phrases but we can’t even have it recognize our “I play tennis!” What is this?
  • *bleep*
  • Kamiya: I play tennis!
  • Ono: That was perfect.
  • *beep beep*
  • Kamiya: ”Dentist”
  • Ono: Ahahahaha!
  • Kamiya: I said a sentence! Why does it translate into a word!?
  • *bleep*
  • Ono: Aiplaytannis
  • *beep beep*
  • Ono: This time it says, “It is amazing what”
  • Both: AHAHAHA
  • *bleep*
  • Kamiya: I play….TENNIS
  • *beep beep*
  • Kamiya: ”I am a great.” What is going on!?
  • Ono: Why don’t we try something else?
  • Kamiya: You’re right. Since they say this in English classes: “Please repeat after me.”
  • Ono: Okay let’s try!
  • *bleep*
  • Kamiya: Please repeat after me.
  • *beep beep*
  • Kamiya: ”I repeat a little later.” No why does it not recognize anything!? Next! Let’s try our radio show’s title!
  • Ono: Okay.
  • Kamiya: Dear Girl Stories!
  • Ono: Let’s try!
  • *bleep*
  • Ono: Dear Girl Stories!
  • *beep beep*
  • Ono: Um, sorry…um, it came out: “Stories.”
  • Both: AHAHAHA
  • Kamiya: Only Stories!? What hold on.
  • Ono: It’s impossible!
  • *bleep*
  • Kamiya: Dear Girl Stories
  • *beep beep*
  • Ono: I think this will be okay.
  • Kamiya: I am going to play the audio for this one okay?
  • Ono: Okay.
  • Machine: ”DSOD”
  • Both: AHAHAHA
  • Kamiya: I don’t even know anymore.
  • Ono: I am going to try again.
  • *bleep*
  • Ono: Dear Girl Stories!
  • *beep beep*
  • Ono: ”The Gavel Stories.”
  • Both: AHAHAHA
  • Kamiya: Let’s go to the next one. Okay, so since I have a cat…I am going to say how I feel about them in English.
  • *bleep*
  • Kamiya: I love cat.
  • Ono: Well this sentence has actual passion for cats! It has to recognize it.
  • Kamiya: ”I love YA”
  • Both: *snickers*
  • Ono: What is that?
  • Kamiya: I love YA.
  • Ono: Is this how we sound to English speakers? That’s what this means right? Let me try the same thing but with dogs.
  • Kamiya: Okay.
  • *bleep*
  • Ono: Okay. I love dog!
  • *beep beep*
  • Ono: I LOVE.com
  • Both: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Kamiya: I love.com! Ahahahaha
  • Ono: It’s a website!
  • Both: *more laughter
  • Kamiya: Wow this is amazing. The destruction it causes.
  • Ono: This is amazing!
  • Kamiya: Okay let’s do the next one. This is something that Onokun and Director Suwa definitely needs to know when going somewhere out of the country.
  • Ono: Ah, okay, something we can use realistically. That sounds nice.
  • Kamiya: Do you sell larged size hats? “Do you sell the big hat?” This is necessary to know.
  • Ono: Yes.
  • *bleep*
  • Kamiya: Do you sell the big hat?
  • *beep beep*
  • Ono: Okay. So you have asked this to the employee.
  • Kamiya: ”Salad Pizza Hut.”
  • Both: HAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Ono: It sounds like a fake Pizza Hut!
  • Kamiya: It’s like Pizza Hut has a separate salad place. Where in the world is that!?
  • Both: HAHAHA
  • Kamiya: Onokun, you need it more than I do, so you try.
  • Ono: Okay.
  • *bleep*
  • Ono: Do you sell the big hat?
  • *beep beep*
  • Onol: This is perf-hahaha… “OK.”
  • Both: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Kamiya: It’s a conversation now! It’s like, “Do you guys have any?” “oh, yeah we do.” Why is it a conversation?
  • Ono: I need to try that again that was weird.
  • Kamiya: Yeah try one more time try one more time.
  • Ono: Yeah that was…
  • *bleep*
  • Ono: Do you sell the big hat!?
  • *beep beep*
  • Ono: What is this? ”Do you strong hug?” So I get hugged now?
  • Kamiya: What is this. Some attempt in being poetic?

miki-moose:

ONO DAISUKE AND KAMIYA HIROSHI

THEY’RE FUCKIN EVERYWHERE!!! ♥ ♥ 

evelmiina:

lazy fox 

evelmiina:

lazy fox 

istehlurvz:

This is the first and probably last time I ever draw those stupid tattoos who even dOES THAT UGH 
But yeah Uta’s the bae and Tokyo Ghoul is hella

istehlurvz:

This is the first and probably last time I ever draw those stupid tattoos who even dOES THAT UGH 

But yeah Uta’s the bae and Tokyo Ghoul is hella

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mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

glamstructed:

zooophagous:

kingdom-of-the-cats:

Melanistic Kodkod (by Rodrigo Moraga) 
Kodkods have the smallest distribution of any cat in the Americas, and occur only in Central and Southern Chile, with marginal populations in adjoining areas of Argentina.
These cats are strongly associated with moist temperate mixed forests of the Andean and Coastal ranges, and range up to the treeline at 1,900 to 2,500 m.
Kodkods are nocturnal only in the presence of humans, and are naturally active day and night if undisturbed

my heart

!!!

glamstructed:

zooophagous:

kingdom-of-the-cats:

Melanistic Kodkod (by Rodrigo Moraga

Kodkods have the smallest distribution of any cat in the Americas, and occur only in Central and Southern Chile, with marginal populations in adjoining areas of Argentina.

These cats are strongly associated with moist temperate mixed forests of the Andean and Coastal ranges, and range up to the treeline at 1,900 to 2,500 m.

Kodkods are nocturnal only in the presence of humans, and are naturally active day and night if undisturbed

my heart

!!!

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

- Robin Williams (via jhvynh)

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